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- TS014
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- The Field Saint
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The Field Saint
The proposition
Patron saint of the thing that worked yesterday. She had it fixed before anyone upstairs had finished booking the meeting about it.
Rabbit hole
What’s the halo, then?
It’s a Lissajous figure, and every bench technician has met one, usually late at night beside a machine that worked perfectly well yesterday and refuses to say what changed. Feed one signal into an oscilloscope’s horizontal input and another into its vertical input, and the dot gives up on drawing a wave and traces a looping pattern instead. Two signals at the same frequency, a quarter of a cycle apart, draw a circle. Other ratios knot into figure eights and more elaborate loops, like the cabling behind any rack with a label on it saying TEMPORARY.
The pattern is a measurement, which already puts it ahead of most charts shown at a quarterly review. Count where the trace touches the top and the side of the screen and you have the ratio between the two frequencies, which is how you check an unknown signal against a known one. Nathaniel Bowditch studied the curves in 1815. Jules Antoine Lissajous worked on them independently in 1857, bouncing light between mirrors on two vibrating tuning forks, and got the name. Being first, as any technician could have told Bowditch, is no guarantee your name is the one that sticks.
So the halo is earned. She earned it with a soldering iron in one hand and a fistful of test leads in the other, at the hour when the dashboard upstairs was still glowing green and insisting nothing was wrong. Nobody has canonised her. It was raised at a meeting once, minuted and handed to a working group that has not met since. She is the only person in the building who can read the thing hovering over her head, and the building would stop working by Thursday if she left.
Evidence: Lissajous curve, Wikipedia, Jules Antoine Lissajous, MacTutor History of Mathematics
Further incidents
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- TS001
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- Ask Me About Roko’s Basilisk
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS002
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- Meat Proxy
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- TS003
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- Vibecoder
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- TS004
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- Meatspace Is Where I Keep My Stuff
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- TS005
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- Biological Bootstrap
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS006
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- Overclocked
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- TS007
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- Paperclip Maximalist
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS008
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- Locally Optimal
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS009
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- Tech Debt Collection Agency
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS010
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- Prove You Are Human
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS011
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- Halt and Catch Fire
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS012
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- p(doom)
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- Rabbit hole
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- TS013
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- Signal Thief
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- TS015
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- Dead Media Bouquet
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- TS016
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- The Oracle
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- TS017
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- Broadcast Pirate
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- TS018
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- Escape Sequence
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