Dead Media Bouquet: a funeral bouquet made of obsolete media, with floppy disks and audio cassettes for flower heads, folded ribbon cables for leaves and curls of magnetic tape for tendrils, gathered in crinkled paper wrapping tied with a Tech|Savage band.

Artwork made with AI image tools from our own concepts and art direction. The machine was supervised; blame remains human.

Item
TS015
Designation
Dead Media Bouquet
Mode
Signal

Dead Media Bouquet

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Size

Price and final sizes are still under interrogation. Nothing is for sale yet.

The proposition

Floppies, cassettes and ribbon cable, arranged with feeling. In loving memory of formats that outlived their drivers, sent by the industry that killed them.

Rabbit hole

Where do formats go to die?

In 1995 the science-fiction writer Bruce Sterling proposed the Dead Media Project, a catalogue of communication technologies that had died. The web was new, CD-ROMs were going to change everything, and he wanted a longer view, so he went looking for the bodies. He offered a crisp fifty-dollar bill to whoever wrote The Dead Media Handbook. Nobody ever wrote it, so the fifty stayed crisp. The field notes kept arriving anyway, about 600 of them, and were later collected as a free ebook of more than 900 pages, which is a lot of obituaries for an industry that insists it only ever moves forward.

The floppy disk took longer to die than you’d think, like a houseguest who hears the taxi being called and puts the kettle on. Apple left the drive out of the iMac in 1998 and Dell followed in 2003, but Sony, one of the last makers, only stopped selling floppy disks in Japan in March 2011. Its sales there had fallen from 47 million in 2000 to 8.5 million in 2009. Eight and a half million of them, in 2009, more than a decade after Apple had moved on.

Everything in this bouquet still works, in principle, which is roughly what every vendor says about everything right up until the support page vanishes. All you need is a machine that takes the disk, a cable that fits the machine, a driver that talks to the cable and an operating system that still remembers what a driver was for. Finding those is your problem. The companies that sold you the format moved on years ago and left you holding the flowers.

Evidence: Dead Media Project, Wikipedia, Sony to halt floppy disk sales in 2011, Computerworld

Further incidents

  1. Shirt artwork: a friendly rounded lowercase ‘ask me about’ arches above a coiled serpent in a yellow hazard triangle; ROKO'S BASILISK remains in distressed block lettering below.
    Item
    TS001
    Designation
    Ask Me About Roko’s Basilisk
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  2. MEAT PROXY: a human receives a cyan machine signal and pulls a physical switch, with an amber lower-back fault callout. YOUR API HAS BACK PAIN.
    Item
    TS002
    Designation
    Meat Proxy
    Mode
    Signal
  3. VIBECODER: a grinning coder in sunglasses lounges with his feet on the desk while robot arms work the monitors around him, coffee flying, a soft glow under his T-shirt and a skull in a top hat on the pen pot.
    Item
    TS003
    Designation
    Vibecoder
    Mode
    Signal
  4. MEATSPACE IS WHERE I KEEP MY STUFF: a filing cabinet stores keys, shoes, a mug and tangled cables. PERSISTENT STORAGE. TERRIBLE SEARCH.
    Item
    TS004
    Designation
    Meatspace Is Where I Keep My Stuff
  5. BIOLOGICAL BOOTSTRAP: an unimpressed person in a skeleton-print coverall is packaged inside an obsolete software sleeve. KEEP UNTIL SINGULARITY
    Item
    TS005
    Designation
    Biological Bootstrap
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  6. OVERCLOCKED: a living person's open cranial casing exposes a cybernetic brain made of processors, heat sinks and cable bundles, with amber thermal callouts.
    Item
    TS006
    Designation
    Overclocked
    Mode
    Signal
  7. PAPERCLIP MAXIMALIST: a paperclip crown and wreath surround a globe unravelling into wire. The crest's integral ribbon reads ALL MATTER IS INVENTORY.
    Item
    TS007
    Designation
    Paperclip Maximalist
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  8. LOCALLY OPTIMAL: a climber celebrates a small summit beside a far higher mountain, on cyan wireframe terrain below a striped synthwave sun. BEST IN IMMEDIATE VICINITY.
    Item
    TS008
    Designation
    Locally Optimal
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  9. TECH DEBT COLLECTION AGENCY: a weary engineer with a TODO clipboard inspects a server cabinet spilling tangled cables. WE REPOSSESS YOUR WEEKEND.
    Item
    TS009
    Designation
    Tech Debt Collection Agency
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  10. PROVE YOU ARE HUMAN: a nine-tile CAPTCHA fragments a person's face with a fingerprint, key and cycling memory. SELECT ALL SQUARES CONTAINING YOURSELF.
    Item
    TS010
    Designation
    Prove You Are Human
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  11. HALT AND CATCH FIRE: a human profile with an exposed cybernetic brain and a flame-and-smoke mohawk, framed by the main title with no secondary line.
    Item
    TS011
    Designation
    Halt and Catch Fire
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  12. p(doom): a beige instrument displays 37.42%, with a RECALCULATE button, crossed-out estimates and a SOURCE: /dev/urandom plate. RANDOM NUMBER. SERIOUS FACE.
    Item
    TS012
    Designation
    p(doom)
    Mode
    Rabbit hole
  13. Signal Thief: a raven inked in black with pink and cyan highlights perches on a broken, rusting TV aerial, gripping a computer chip stamped Tech|Savage in its beak and claw. Pink circles and arrows mark the chip and the snapped aerial.
    Item
    TS013
    Designation
    Signal Thief
    Mode
    Signal
  14. The Field Saint: an unimpressed older woman technician in a battered work jacket, safety specs pushed up into short grey hair, holds a soldering iron upright in one hand and a tangle of multimeter test leads in the other. A cyan oscilloscope trace loops behind her head like a halo, and a Tech|Savage patch sits on her jacket.
    Item
    TS014
    Designation
    The Field Saint
    Mode
    Signal
  15. The Oracle: a chunky beige CRT monitor with a dark, blank screen sits on a battered plastic milk crate like a shrine, ringed by a halo of telescopic aerials. Its mains cable loops round to a three-pin plug hanging unplugged in front, circled in pink. Tech|Savage is on the monitor’s maker’s plate.
    Item
    TS016
    Designation
    The Oracle
    Mode
    Signal
  16. Broadcast Pirate: a young South Asian woman in bulky wired headphones and a patched jacket speaks into a handheld microphone, carrying a homemade transmitter built into an open metal toolbox, with a cassette deck, an analogue meter, a fan grille and two telescopic aerials. Tech|Savage is on a plate on the toolbox.
    Item
    TS017
    Designation
    Broadcast Pirate
    Mode
    Signal
  17. Escape Sequence: a cracked audio cassette labelled Tech|Savage spills a ribbon of magnetic tape that curls upwards, folds into angular paper-bird shapes and becomes a small flock of birds flying free.
    Item
    TS018
    Designation
    Escape Sequence
    Mode
    Signal